how does it work

what a GREAT question!!

how the fuck does the crystal pepsi time machine work?

what a GREAT question!!!

well, it's really quite simple:




that should be pretty self-explanatory. for all you numb-skulls out there, i'll dumb it down for you:

you drink crystal pepsi and it takes you back in time.

you don't have to chug the whole bottle, just a sip will do, but you gotta be in the right position both physically and mentally.

and you can't be around any TVs, radios, appliances (ESPECIALLY dryers), ice cream, grass, telephone poles, cars, matches, toilets, people, chrome, dairy products, pine trees, or railroad tracks. it just won't work if you are.

it's best to jump at night, because it's dark. you don't do this sort of thing in the daylight. would you stand around washington square park and wave your junk around for all the little kids to see? would you do that and scar them all for life and anger their parents and give the city of New York a bad name? would you? no, you wouldn't. and that's why you wouldn't jump through time with crystal pepsi in broad daylight.

crystal pepsi time travel = waving your junk around (in a astrophysical sense)

e.g., it's best to do at night, in the shadows.

i can't stress this enough. find a nice shadowy place to sip your crystal pepsi. OH. and for god's sake please sip it straight out of the bottle. no pouring it into the cap like it's drugs or even pouring into a shotglass or a plastic cup. removing it from the bottle weakens its power exponentially. similarly, removing it from the bottle and then transferring the removed contents back into the bottle will dilute the rest of it. so just leave it alone. this shit ain't free, you know.